英语翻译第一、不要叫她温柔.第二、不要让她喝三杯以上,否则她会逢人就打； 第三、在咖啡馆一定要喝咖啡、不要喝可乐或橙汁； 第四、如果她打你,一定要装得很痛,如果真的很痛,那要装

英语翻译第一、不要叫她温柔.第二、不要让她喝三杯以上,否则她会逢人就打； 第三、在咖啡馆一定要喝咖啡、不要喝可乐或橙汁； 第四、如果她打你,一定要装得很痛,如果真的很痛,那要装
英语翻译
第一、不要叫她温柔.第二、不要让她喝三杯以上,否则她会逢人就打； 第三、在咖啡馆一定要喝咖啡、不要喝可乐或橙汁； 第四、如果她打你,一定要装得很痛,如果真的很痛,那要装得没事； 第五、在你们认识的第一百天,一定要去她班上送一支玫瑰,她会非常喜欢； 第六、你一定要学会击剑,打壁球； 第七、要随时做好蹲监狱的思想准备； 第八、如果她说她会杀了你,那不要当真,这样你会好受些； 第九、如果她的鞋穿着不舒服,一定要和她换鞋穿； 第十、她喜欢写东西,要好好地鼓励她.
--我的野蛮女友

英语翻译第一、不要叫她温柔.第二、不要让她喝三杯以上,否则她会逢人就打； 第三、在咖啡馆一定要喝咖啡、不要喝可乐或橙汁； 第四、如果她打你,一定要装得很痛,如果真的很痛,那要装
firstly,don't tell her to be gentle.secondly,don't let her drink more than three cups,otherwise she will start beating whoever she sees;thirdly,got to drink coffee in a coffee house,no cola or orange juice;fouth,if she beats you,you got to pretend it's painful,if it's really painful,you got to pretend that's nothing;fifth,at the hundreth days after you've met,you got to go to her classroom,and give her a rose,she will like it very much;sixth,you got to learn how to use a sword,and how to play wall ball;seventh,get ready for living in jail/prinson;eighth,if she says she will kill you,don't believe that,then you will feel more comfortable;ninth,if her shoes is not matching with her feet,give her yours;tenth,she likes writting,learn how to encourage her.
My arbitrary/brutal girl friend

玩、BUJIAOTAWENROU......

The first ，Do not require that she is mild
Second ，Do not let her drink three cups of all above ，Otherwise she will hit whoever
Third ，Must drink coffee in the cafe , not drinking Coca Cola ...

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The first ，Do not require that she is mild
Second ，Do not let her drink three cups of all above ，Otherwise she will hit whoever
Third ，Must drink coffee in the cafe , not drinking Coca Cola or Orange Juice
forth，If she is since you, must pretend very much painful, if aching really very much, need to pretend to have to be at leisure
fifth，100th day knowing that in you, must go to give one rose on her shift , she is able to like it very much
sixth，You must learn fencing , play wall ball
seventh，Be going to be ready for the be in jail mental groundwork at any time
eighth，You are able to feel better not being more really than , such if that she criticizes her may kill you
Ninth，If her shoes put on are being uncomfortable, certainly must trade the shoes with her to put on
Tenth ，She is fond of writing a thing , needs to encourage her well

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First, do not call her gently. Second, do not let her drink three cups or more, or else everyone that she would play; third, in the coffee shop to drink some coffee, not drinking cola or orange juice;...

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First, do not call her gently. Second, do not let her drink three cups or more, or else everyone that she would play; third, in the coffee shop to drink some coffee, not drinking cola or orange juice; Fourth, if she hit you, be sure to install a very pain, if painful, it should pretend to be all right; fifth, the 100th day of you know, be sure to go to her class to send a rose, she would very much like it; sixth, you must learn to fencing , playing squash; Seventh, we should always do a good job sat in jails, mental preparation; eighth, if she said she would kill you, it will not take it seriously, so you will feel better; ninth, if she's wearing uncomfortable shoes must be and her changing his shoes to wear; 10th, she likes to write things to be good to encourage her.

- My Sassy Girl

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