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英语故事短文,一定要短,最好2-6句,要幽默,因为我要背下来,现在要
英语故事短文,一定要短,最好2-6句,要幽默,因为我要背下来,现在要
英语故事短文,一定要短,最好2-6句,要幽默,因为我要背下来,现在要
Three Reasons
Teacher: John, please give me three reasons why you know the earth is round．
John: Mum says so, Dad says so, and you say so
三 条 理 由
老师：约翰,请说出三条理由来证实地球是圆的.
约翰：妈妈是这么说的,爸爸是这么说的,你也是这么说的!
I know who god is!
A boy says to her mother, "Mom, is God a man or woman?"
The mom thinks a while and says, "Well, son, God is both man and woman."
The son is confused, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
The mother replies, "God is both black and white, honey."
The son, still curious, says after a while, "Is God gay or straight, mommy?"
The mother, getting a little worried, answers, "Son, God is both gay and
straight.
The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has
answered his question: "Is God Michael Jackson?"
儿子：妈妈,上帝是白人还是黑人?
妈妈：宝贝,上帝是白人也是黑人!
儿子：那上帝是男人还是女人?
妈妈：宝贝,上帝是男人也是女人!
儿子：哦.我知道了,上帝是迈克尔·杰克逊!
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.
Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, wo...
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A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.
Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.
Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"
一只母老鼠带着孩子出来散步，突然她看见一只猫正在灌木丛中虎视耽耽。
母老鼠向着猫叫道：“汪，汪，汪”，猫听了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。
母老鼠回过头洋洋自得的对孩子说：“现在你知道外语的重要性了吧。”
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